Bash humor quotes database aids

#!/bin/bash

FORTFILE=/home/rodolfoap/bin/fortunes.mine
EDITOR=vi

HLPTXT=$(cat <<EOT
GNU fortunes is a personal fortunes engine organizer, written in bash.

Usage: fortunes [OPTION]

Options:
      -e              edit fortunes file
      -l              enters learning mode
      -m              enters multiline-learning mode
      --help          shows this help
      --version       shows version

Examples:

      fortunes --help shows this help
      fortunes -e             edits fortunes file
      fortunes                generates a random fortune
      fortunes -l             starts learning mode

Report bugs to rodolfoap@hotmail.com
EOT)

VERTXT=$(cat <<EOT
GNU fortunes v0.1

Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
This is free software; see the source for copying conditions.  There is NO
warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.

Written by Rodolfo Alcazar 
EOT)

case "$1" in
      "")
              fortune $FORTFILE
              ;;
      "-e")
              $EDITOR $FORTFILE
              /usr/sbin/strfile $FORTFILE
              echo
              ;;
      "-l")
              echo "Entering learning mode."
              echo
              read -p "> " QUE
              echo -e "$QUE\n%" >> $FORTFILE
              echo
              /usr/sbin/strfile $FORTFILE
              ;;
      "-m")
              echo "Entering multiline learning mode. End questions and answers with ^D."
              echo
              echo -n "> "
              QUE=$(cat)
              echo -e "$QUE\n%" >> $FORTFILE
              echo
              /usr/sbin/strfile $FORTFILE
              ;;
      "-h"|"--help")
              echo "$HLPTXT"
              ;;
      "-v"|"--version")
              echo "$VERTXT"
              ;;
esac

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